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Lyrics by Michiro Endo
Translation by w_b

Monkey! Monkey!

The emperor learned to masturbate, the emperor learned to masturbate
In the zoo he learned to masturbate

Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!
Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!

The emperor learned all on his own; to masturbate, the emperor learned
The emperor learned to masturbate

Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!
Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!

The emperor learned to masturbate; he turned off all the lights
The emperor learned to masturbate; in the pitch dark he learned to masturbate

Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!
Once he starts going at it, he doesn't stop!
He won't stop, the monkey!

Notes: a few lines have been cut due to repetition. This version of the song is from Stalinism but a Japanese fan wrote the lyrics out by ear since they aren't printed in the booklet.